So I woke up late this morning per usual! I have to be at class by 9 and with my typical morning of not eating breakfast I need to get up oh idk around 7ish to shower, take care of the baby, and leave by 8. Well normally I get up at 730 rush and run out the door, and make my old man help me out with feeding sammy, and of course today was no damn different. I woke up at 715 and because Dr Atkins tells me I must eat ALL of my meals I had to hurry and make a protein packed rocket fuel breakfast! Well turns out throwing some eggs and other low carb shit in a pan is not that hard! Didn't leave me much time to get all prettied up and such but I was there on time none the less WITHOUT the typical grizzly bear growling and eating my stomach.
And oh man oh man if you guys could have been there for the conversation I had with a guy trying to figure out the mind of a woman .... (which if you don't already know gentlemen is like trying to fly with out wings.) Totally worth the 320 bucks a credit hr I'm paying! anyway so he comments on this older lady wearing a sweater that shows 90% of her belly. Well she didn't have a muffin top like I tote around as of late so no biggie right? Well of course his first thought was "does she want to get laid?" LMAO all I could think was really its 9am and we are in the most boring frustrating class ever who could be horny right now even if your a dude? But hey ya never know right? So yeah he says "I think the way a woman dresses depicts her mood" So of course I just have to ask like the dumb ass I am from time to time "So what are my clothes saying to you then?" YEAH Real smart there Brook if you don't want to know the answer don't ask the question! So as nice as he can say it ..... "it looks like you don't care your just trying to get through this morning class" Well kids that's all fine and good if this were the only time I wore my jeans and over sized colts sweat shirt but alas I wear it all the time. So now all I could think is crap whats better, looking like your trying to get some or looking like you don't give a shit? Well I think I will be trying to meet a little close to not giving a shit. Yeah I just find it funny that if you have your belly hanging out your trying to get some (or don't have a mirror)(I know you have been to walmart and seen some of the jewels that shop there) and if your wearing a hoody you don't care. I do care just not so much at 9 in the morning after waking up at 730 and rushing, but really Im fat man I dont have a lot of clothes to show the world I care at least a little so give me a break!
Other then that fun convo this morning my day has been pretty darn great! Still doing good even though its only day three this would be the give up day for me a lot. Freaking carbs are evil little bastards but I have to say I am not craving them at all (as of right this second). I am doing really well with just acting like they are toxic and will kill me instantly if I eat them. Exercise; fats evil twin has not been high on my list yet since I am so damn busy with everything else, but I am doing bits here and there. Soon I will be a work out junkie at least that's what I am telling my self. I really didn't think I would be a diet preacher but man oh man I am telling every one that will listen about how great I feel just three days in! I'm sure they will get sick of it soon enough but yeah whatever until then Ill just keep preachin :)
I am going to start a Fit day because I need one more thing to do in my not so free time. I just thought it would be nice to be accountable for what I am eating and doing. That way you can also see what works for me and what doesn't. Well kids its time to leave virtual land and get back to that crazy thing I call life! Cheers!
And oh man oh man if you guys could have been there for the conversation I had with a guy trying to figure out the mind of a woman .... (which if you don't already know gentlemen is like trying to fly with out wings.) Totally worth the 320 bucks a credit hr I'm paying! anyway so he comments on this older lady wearing a sweater that shows 90% of her belly. Well she didn't have a muffin top like I tote around as of late so no biggie right? Well of course his first thought was "does she want to get laid?" LMAO all I could think was really its 9am and we are in the most boring frustrating class ever who could be horny right now even if your a dude? But hey ya never know right? So yeah he says "I think the way a woman dresses depicts her mood" So of course I just have to ask like the dumb ass I am from time to time "So what are my clothes saying to you then?" YEAH Real smart there Brook if you don't want to know the answer don't ask the question! So as nice as he can say it ..... "it looks like you don't care your just trying to get through this morning class" Well kids that's all fine and good if this were the only time I wore my jeans and over sized colts sweat shirt but alas I wear it all the time. So now all I could think is crap whats better, looking like your trying to get some or looking like you don't give a shit? Well I think I will be trying to meet a little close to not giving a shit. Yeah I just find it funny that if you have your belly hanging out your trying to get some (or don't have a mirror)(I know you have been to walmart and seen some of the jewels that shop there) and if your wearing a hoody you don't care. I do care just not so much at 9 in the morning after waking up at 730 and rushing, but really Im fat man I dont have a lot of clothes to show the world I care at least a little so give me a break!
Other then that fun convo this morning my day has been pretty darn great! Still doing good even though its only day three this would be the give up day for me a lot. Freaking carbs are evil little bastards but I have to say I am not craving them at all (as of right this second). I am doing really well with just acting like they are toxic and will kill me instantly if I eat them. Exercise; fats evil twin has not been high on my list yet since I am so damn busy with everything else, but I am doing bits here and there. Soon I will be a work out junkie at least that's what I am telling my self. I really didn't think I would be a diet preacher but man oh man I am telling every one that will listen about how great I feel just three days in! I'm sure they will get sick of it soon enough but yeah whatever until then Ill just keep preachin :)
I am going to start a Fit day because I need one more thing to do in my not so free time. I just thought it would be nice to be accountable for what I am eating and doing. That way you can also see what works for me and what doesn't. Well kids its time to leave virtual land and get back to that crazy thing I call life! Cheers!
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